Producer: Viña Santa Rita
Variety: Cabernet Sauvignon
Designation: Medalla Real Reserva Especial Single Estate
Region: Central Valley
SubRegion: Maipo Valley
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!
Me: "Oh, this is terrible. Do you want to try it?"
Wife: "Sure. ... OH DAMN! WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?"
Me: "I told you it was terrible."
Wife: "You didn't say how terrible. Somebody had a bad day at work and pissed in the vat. That's what this tastes like."
Me: "But I warned you it was terrible. You wanted to try it."
Wife: "No, you just said 'terrible.' You didn't say 'this is really really awful, and you don't want to taste it.' You just said 'terrible,' and with you that can mean a little too sweet, not this vile brew."
Me: "But honey, sweetheart, I did say it was terrible."
Wife: "You'll pay for this, you bastard. Maybe not tonight, or even tomorrow, but you'll pay. I promise."
Me: "But sweetheart, I did say ... Oh, never mind. Sorry honey."
Wife: "You will be."
The Litle Wooden Guy didn't like it either.